The Sex Life of the Scottish Male. I was once given this text by the author, Alex Devlin. Apparently it's making its rounds on the Internet now with the original copyright ripped off.
Rare British FaunaThis article covers the rarer British wild animals including the Haggis, the Priddy Oggy and the Neep. Visitors to the British Isles are unlikely to see these creatures in the wild state, but products derived from them form integral parts of British Cuisine.